has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
That’s gotta be really fuckin awkward for a old lady to do this, imagine going home and telling your husband or family the job you just got?
(Source: 0925home, via champagnelikealady)
vagabondaesthetics:
nothing wrong with some sag in the titties.
(Source: vagabondaesthetics, via ghdos)
Bought my mom a air conditioner for mothers day so she doesn’t burn alive this summer, it shipped today and it make me wish I was getting a big box in the mail.
Was mad I finally have a good time to catch up on reading but I don’t have my books, then remembered it’s 2013 and downloaded it.
Downloading books made me think about when we were little in school and the teacher had a huge ass book and we had little versions to read along with or we had a audio tape of a book that came with a bunch of books.
I’m glad my mom learned to text cause she has to wait for a reply and that actually gives me a chance to say something.
(via 90s90s90s)



